I am so happy. The true meaning of life has finally been revealed to me.

So, for the past month, I've had several people ask me how my trip to Japan was. Rather than go into great detail about the many ways in which it was awesome, and the few shortcomings, I tell them it was "fantastic." What I'm afraid of telling them is that Japan is in grave danger of The Great Zombie Apocalypse, as predicted by George A. Romero and Max Brooks.

When you keep your eyes open in life you see a lot more. It's a profound statement, I know. But really, when you walk around campus things happen that, if you're not paying attention, have no real relevance.